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"Trip To Georgia"-The First Webpage Rant

Hello all. How are you on this wonderful Thursday? I'm doing purty good myself. I've been here in good 'ole Tennessee for about a day now. If you didn't know, I was in Georgia for the week. I went down there to stay with my uncle. It was freaking awesome due to the fact I got to go to the Metallica/Korn/Kid Rock concert. That thing was really cool. Even though James Hetfield, lead singer of Metallica, was injured the day before and couldn't make it, it was still a cool concert. Kid Rock sang a lot of the Metallica songs. Kid Rock himself put on a great show. I wouldn't mind seeing him again. Before I headed to Georgia, I was at a 5th of July Party with a few friends. Despite the fact that I was almost blown up twice, and I almost choked to death, I had a pretty good time. If you look at it, I had a chance to die 3 times that night. That's never a good thing. I was lucky enough not to die though. That's a good thing. Are you wondering how I almost choked? Too bad, I'm telling you anyway. I was drinking some Mountain Dew when somebody made me laugh. I started laughing when the Dew was down my throat. It went somewhere where it wasn't supposed to and I was choking for about 2-3 minutes. People started laughing knowing that I joke about things but I wasn't joking. Then some people started freaking out. They just looked at me. It was pretty funny to see some of the looks on people's faces as I was dying. Anyway, I finally coughed up what was lodged in my throat and went on with the night. Oh well. I'm alive and well today obviously. I went and seen Scary Movie Saturday. That movie pushes the limits. It was funny though. Sunday, I went bowling with some of my uncle's former students. I had an 11 year old hitting on me. Not cool. Monday I went to the water park where my shoulders were burnt by the sun. Ouch. Tuesday night, I went and seen M:I 2. That movie was awesome. A lot better than the first. I came home yesterday, then went straight to work. My boss said it was good to have me back because the girl left in my place didn't do to good of a job. I about said, so you missed me huh? How about a raise? But I didn't. I get my very small pay check today. Small because I did miss a week of work. Fireworks are pretty cool. Though they can be dangerous. Somebody at the party I went to was smart enough to put one of the artillery shells into a bigger pipe. Well, it didn't go up that high in the air. As people saw that, they ran for cover. Pretty scary, yet pretty funny. Hmmmm. We had bottle rockets going everywhere. A few went in my direction and could of hurt me but I'm still standing. People are funny. I don't know why but they are. That just came to mind, it has no meaning at all. Well I'm at a loss for words. I guess I'll go get ready for work. Until next time, beware of Mountain Dew, it kills.


Eric Keith

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