The Yearly Rant 5-26-01 The “Yearly”(hahaha) Rant for Saturday, May 26th.

What? What’s that you say? A rant? Oh yes. Eric rants again. I’m bored and I thought I’d be nice to my fan(s). I’ve actually been threatened if I didn’t put up a rant anytime soon. Oh well. Well, school’s out for summer(Alice Cooper comes to mind) and I’m running the roads. Yep yep, I’ve got my license, Watch out now. I’m hoping I’ll find time for my site once again. This thing used to be my life. Hmmm, oh well.

I’m sitting here home alone listening to Marilyn Manson. He’s quite a character. Let’s see, what happened today......I was late to work for one of the first times in a while. I was supposed to be in at 11:30 and I was getting out of my car entering Wal-Mart at 11:20. Not cool. I worked everything out though. Today was also my very good friend Katie’s birthday. She turned 20. I’m tired.

A lot has happened since the last rant. I’ve grown older, I’ve become single, and I’ve gained a new love for the band Primus. Anyways, Sheena and I called it quits. So all you single girls wanting me, my number if 723-.....nevermind, I’m not going to sound desperate. But don’t be too shy to ask for my phone number.

“Hey, my name’s Herbert, Herbert Hermann. Herbert rhymes with sherbert, you know, the ice cream. I’ve been bald since the age of 6. Hey, that’s Hermann, spelt just like “her man” with two “n’s”. Hey, Hermann can be yer man, if you want him. HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAAHAHA.” Okay, I’m done with that. That was my alter ego, Herbert. Anyways, moving on.

I just finished a neato book called Salem’s Lot. It’s about vampires. Cool stuff. Speaking of vampires, I’m saddened that Buffy died in the season finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.*sniff, sniff, cry, cry* She’s going to be brought back of course, but still. I can’t think of anything to write. Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blahBlah blah blah

Sorry, I had a copy and paste attack.

Beef jerky if good

I wish I had X-Ray vision, that would be kinda neat. You know Clark Kent was always looking at Lois naked. Shoot, he’d be lying if he denied it.

I found this neat website with all the Misfits MP3s on it. I sat one night and downloaded 35 of them. They were only a MB or 2 so it wasn’t too bad.

I wish there was a lake of Dr. Pepper. That would be neat.

Well, I think I’m done ranting. Have a wonderful _________(morning, afternoon, evening). Goodbye.

Lyric of the Rant
“Mommy I'm a good boy, Mommy I'm a f******* savior, Mommy I'm alive, Mommy, can I go out and kill tonight?”
Mommy Can I Go Out and Kill Tonight-The Misfits