“The Secret Behind Men”“The Secret Behind Men” by Jillian Koss, Corresponding Reporter
All men, no matter who they are, are evil. There is only one man for a certain woman, and women everywhere, I’m here to tell you that EVERY guy you have an interest in will be a jerk, UNLESS, he is the one made for you. When your boyfriends acts like a jerk, even for the first time, you will know that he is not the one. Everyone experiences a broken heart more than once unfortunately, but a better way to avoid it is know the person first, as a friend, if and only if he isn’t a jerk to you AT ALL, should you date him, but unless he’s the ONE, every other guy is EVIL, including the ones that are “so sweet”. I hate to break it to you, but behind those gorgeous lips and weepy eyes is the angel of death. So, I have lent you my secret of how to avoid the cynical jerks of the universe, so, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
